"Found my hedgehog."

"I dream of hedgehogs."

"I'm a schnoodle."

"This is my portrait face."

"I'm getting my sea legs."

"Hope this wind doesn't carry me away."

"I feel like a jackass."

"Please make the rain stop."

"It's feeling a little crowded in here."

"Mmm...pea soup."

"50% off. Not for sale, just my hair."

"Independence Day is so exciting!"

"What I would give for a Menchies..."

"I wouldn't mind going faster."

"What am I doing in here?"

"I'm half the dog I used to be."

"What is this sound?!"

"Dogs need art, too."

"Oh, I'm so worn out."

"Drats."

"I don't like it, but I get a stick."

"Feels good."